Beverage: Glen Rossie Rossi, Fucking Hell Beer, Coca Colla

“Glen Rossie has a tremendous whisky heritage and as we approach its 200th anniversary in 2014 we want to turn it into a global brand,” said David Birchall, chief executive of The Brand Cellar. Rossi signed up to become the face of the brand earlier this year, with Birchall claiming the rock legend can improve Glen Rossie’s success in overseas markets: “As ‘front man’ for the Glen Rossie brand, we believe he can help us reinvigorate sales not just in the UK but, as someone who has sold 118m records worldwide, overseas too.”

German Execs Win Rights to Best Beer Name Ever
An Upper Austrian village called Fucking, is the inspiration for a new beer called Fucking Hell. Yes, the common English term for surprise and/or frustration is now a brand name thanks to a German firm which has been granted permission by the European Union’s Trade Marks and Designs Registration Office to brew beer and produce clothing under the name.

A certain US soft drinks giant may disagree, but Bolivia has come up with a fizzy beverage it says is the real thing: Coca Colla. The drink, made from the coca leaf and named after the indigenous Colla people from Bolivia’s highlands, went on sale this week across the South American country. It is black, sweet and comes in a bottle with a red label – but similarities to Coca-Cola end there. One is a symbol of US-led globalisation and corporate might; the other could be considered a socialist-tinged affront to western imperialism. The first batch of 12,000 bottles, priced about $1.50 (96p) for half a litre, were distributed in the capital, La Paz, as well as Santa Cruz and Cochabamba. The familiar-sounding name and packaging may rile the Atlanta-based soft drinks manufacturer, but Coca Colla could also cause groans in Washington.
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Beverage: Coke vs “The Road”, RangTang vs Urban Dictionary

    an interesting addition to the Coke Happiness advertising collection. During the filming of the Viggo Mortensen movie The Road (opened quietly last year in the U.S. and then big in the UK), we are told the actors and crew took a a break during filming to create this Coke Happiness commercial. It’s entirely believable too. After all, Coke is just bottled chemicals. There’s no reason it wouldn’t taste “good” even after years inside an old, decrepit vending machine.

    RangTang Vodka Tainted by Slang Definition
    So a new orange- and tangerine-flavored extension from Proximo’s Three Olives brand — which already offers a “citrus” and an “orange” — faced a tough task in trying to find a name that could differentiate it in an overcrowded market. They came up with “RangTang,” described as “a delicious blend of imported English vodka and the bold taste of outrageously juicy oranges and tangerines.” And that sounds tasty enough, if you can get past the “English vodka” bit. The problem for Proximo — which also markets 1800 Tequila — is that RangTang has another, less appealing definition, according to Urban Dictionary (see second, original definition). One so awful, we can’t even think about typing it on this site.

      Viggo Mortensen Will Take David Cronenberg’s ‘Talking Cure’ (cinematical.com)
      Day 42 Drink: Three Olives Rangtang Vodka (lyke2drink.blogspot.com)

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      Alcohol: Kraken Rum Gets Integrated, Absolut Goes Logoless, puts you in the Band

      The integrated campaign for rum brand Kraken from Brooklyn-based agency Dead As We Know It includes these web films that bring viewers face to beak with the rum’s legendary namesake. The campaign also includes a web site, book and print components.
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      ABSOLUT Vodka Goes Logoless for a New Campaign
      ABSOLUT is going with the ever popular brandless branding for a new limited edition series of bottles. The Swedish vodka maker is going nearly labelless for new campaign against sexual prejudice. The bottles maintain their signature shape, with only a tiny removable sticker at the bottom to identifying alcohol content and volume.

      Absolut is one of the brands that some people think better understands the concept of branded content, and this new site for their “Rock edition” vodka bottle, called “You’re with the band”, is another proof of that: a documentary made by Danny Clinch on how’s the life of a rock band such as Wolfmother (site by Great Works)
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